- Bam's Uncle Vincent "Don Vito" Margera will be arraigned next month for allegedly fondling two 12-year old girls and a 14 year old girl last year in Colorado - AP - Lancaster burglars toss yapping ratdog into freezer - Daily News - Forget the Denise Richards up-bikini-bottom shot... is that Bill Maher she's with at the beach? - dlisted - Happy 60th birthday Farrah Fawcett, you're now cancer-free - AP - Gunmen hold......

- Katie Couric to her critics: "Bite Me." - People - Laker Fans to Britney Spears when her face appeared on the jumbotron: "Boooooooo!" - Pop Sugar - Vincent Gallo to women who want to have sex with him: "Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill ($100,000). No real female will be refused." - d listed - Famous rock photographer Ross Halfin on Eddie and......

- Known by some as the World's First Blogger, Neil Patrick Harris' Doogie Howser ended each episode with a journal entry that he'd type into his IBM PC Jr. Today he announced that he likes penis. Sorry, Dr. Will. - Defamer - E! lays off 1/3rd of its True Hollywood Story staff. Will now only produce a new episode every other week. - Variety - Chris Rock and his wife are divorcing. - Pop......

- John Kerry calls the President stupid, President and his bros are too stupid to know that they were being called stupid, so Kerry calls them stupid again - johnkerry.com - The Political Director of ABC News is stupid - Tristram Shandy via Martini Republic - Drew Brees doesn't want his mom to use his image in her stupid election - Austin Statesman - Vice President Cheney says Charles Rangel "doesn't understand how the......

Lindsay Lohan is lounging at the beach in a bikini - Egotastic K-Fed is explaining that his laughable single was an ingenius game of reverse psychology, "At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did," Federline said. "That way, when I come out with my real s**t, people are f**king blown away." - Hindustan......