CIA recruitment on UC campuses have always been a controversial topic. But Thursday UCSB students sent in the clowns to "rescue" a protester who was being "waterboarded". To add insult to injury the clowns then followed the CIA recruiter out of the building and chased him to his car before he sped out of town. A group of several protesters dressed in clown costumes and painted faces followed a CIA recruiter last night from......

- Long Beach teenager, Samantha Larson, pictured, becomes the youngest American ever to climb Mt. Everest. No word yet on at what altitude she lost the ability to IM on her Sidekick - LA Times - Say What? The Hoff Gets The Kids - TMZ - "Stand and Deliver" high school, Garfield High, intentionally set aflame - KABC - Dude tries to kill his girfriend by parking their car on the train tracks and......

Thirty-three employees of the sleepy little Santa Barbara News-Press have been fired or quit in the past seven months and yesterday six more were axed knocking the total up to 39. The latest half dozen were shown the door after allegedly going to a freeway overpass and holding up signs encouraging people to cancel their subscriptions to the embattled newspaper. "Cancel Your Newspaper Today" and "Protect Free Speech" were hung during the morning rush......

A long time ago in a peninsula far far away (if a 90 minute drive is far), there was a college newspaper so good that Matt Welch's only regular writing assignment was the two or three sentences in the Weather box. Though this was late-'80s Santa Barbara and the weather for an entire year was Sunny and Mild (we were in the midst of a year-long drought), somehow Welch's Weather box was one of......

- Mass: Man Beats GF After She Takes Him Off Her MySpace Top 15 - UPI - LA: LA Beaches Worst in State - LAT - Indiana: Researchers conclude that Men are "always" thinking about Sex. - UPI - LA: USC Teen Produces Spaghetti Vomit on the streets of Isla Vista - Daily Nexus - New Mexico: While Busting a Scientist for Meth, Cops Discover Classified Nuclear Documents - AP - LA: White Powder......

Los Angeles real estate company Conquest Student Housing accused of changing their name to 6626 Picasso LLC in order to hide the fact that they bought a 55-unit apartment complex at UCSB, and then attempted to evict all the tenants - Daily Nexus Silverlake Music Academy has their 5th annual recital and Spin magazine discovers that the kids would love to jam with Panic! at the Disco or dead classic rock bands - Spin......

We had no idea how bad it had gotten up in Santa Barbara until we read the UCSB Daily Nexus early this morning, and saw that they had refused to print the word "fuck" on their website. "[Expletive]" replaced the most famous four-letter-word ever. The award-winning Nexus had gotten its hands on an unpublished Santa Barbara News-Press article that described the mood and the reasoning behind a mass exodus at the 151-year-old daily newspaper.......