Tonight - Friday - March 9th, 2007 Lakers @ Sixers (KCAL, 5:40 p.m.) Clatterford (BBC America, 9:00 p.m.) Series premiere. A new show from AbFab'sJennifer Saunders Close To Home/NUMB3RS (CBS, 9-11:00 p.m.) New. Las Vegas (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) Season finale. Larry King Live (CNN, 9:00 p.m.) Remembering Johnny Carson - do you remember him? I do. 20/20 (ABC, 9:55 p.m.) New trial for momma murderer; Nigerian Internet scams Party Monster (IFC, 9:00 p.m.) Macaulay......

While being asked if he was dating 16 year-old Cobra Snake pallie, Cory Kennedy, the "Buffalo 66" director known for receiving a blow job from Chloe Sevigny in "Brown Bunny", Vincent Gallo, 45, said: "With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild......

Great, now that we finally got her number, Paris Hilton announces she will be celibate for a year - Guardian (UK) All we ask is she starts wearing underwear around the help. - I'm Not Obsessed Good thing we'll always have that 13 year-old Glory Hole on the first floor men's room in Memphis. - Daily Helmsman Lindsay Lohan lapping up Kabbalah, and being cute with sparklers, is changing her name to Rose. Allegedly.......

So how would you end a weekend in which you have the number one movie in the country? Well, if you're Mos Def, you cold rock a party like it was Krush Groove. The Mighty Mos Def and Talib Kweli closed the main stage (to a much smaller crowd than Nine Inch Nails which, we think, had to do with Goldenvoice not naming Mos and Talib in the adverts or the program) with an......