Nope. You think we should stop bothering these poor readers with our bad jokes? My address is on the staff page elisethompson@hotmail.com ...

I wish I had legs for days. Right now I only get to have legs on alternate Thursdays. ...

Oh yeah, like there are even enough right-wing boycotters to even make a dent in the megaloconglomerate that is McDonalds. Mayor McCheese LAUGHS at your feebles efforts, right-wingers, HA! HA! HA! ...

Talk about natural selection. Where there are cute babies, there are angry moms. (And never feed a bear a marshmallow like this...) ...

What cracked me up is that you stood there watching him admire himself in the window for hours. (I tease because I care). ...

I was at a beer-tasting benefit last weekend, and a super-folksy cover band with an earnest hippie girl singing was on when her "guy with a guitar" accompaniment whined into the mic, "Somebody get me ...

I would recommend not pulling over because they could probably beat the shit out of you. If I was walking around little Armenia and some stranger made a U-turn and jumped out of the car I'd probably m...

His blogger is supposedly a soccer mom, as evidenced by the last line, but it sounds more like a 14-year old -- or what Parsons imagines 14 year-olds sound like. Of course, that may be his actual in...

Been to Jamaica lately? ...

Wow, why do I love that picture so much? I am going to TiVo Smash lab and watch that scene over and over again. ...

Open merging for single-lane diamond lanes is really dangerous because the difference in speeds between the carpool and standard lanes. When there are 2 lanes, like the 110 south out of downtown, it w...

Thanks. It's fixed. ...

Anything left out? Yeah - a gnarly 80s blouse, some kind of laminate, a surprisingly clean hobo bag and a balloonful of junk. ...

I thought I'd already seen some of these in westwood. Maybe I can foretell the future. ...

I call shenanigans! This whole impasse is because the dems wanted to raise the sales take and the governator wouldn't. Maybe we should stop paying everybody in Sacramento until the budget is passed....

There is a special place in hell for people who steal touring bands' equipment and it plays "Loving You" on a continuous loop for eternity. ...

I read an article during the height of the "Stop the Madness!" high-carb lowfat craze that showed the average American woman lived on only five foods. I remember three of them were yougurt, bananas an...

"...the club continues to roar like the Lion of Judah" Great job, Roger! ...

When I read this line Gregg Bissonette, thankfully, seems content to just play drums. I knew it was you. Good job, Heath. ...

Umm, yeah, honey, I SWEAR I got herpes from my FLIP FLOPS! See? Read this! ...