I can't speak for a dead man, especially one whom I never knew personally, but something tells me that John Lennon would have a very different take on things than in the comments I'm seeing above....

I love the legs of the dude walking in at the end. His body language is all, "Hey, did you guys feel that? Hello? Anyone here?" ...

Loser table. Totally....

You know those shoes that have little tiny wheels on the bottom that you can't even see? Are those legally considered rollerskates? Just curious....

Dude. A superhero Devil and a hyper-intellectual clairvoyant Mer-man drinking Tecate and crooning to a Barry Manilow CD is brilliance. One of the best scenes of the summer....

Maybe he was talkin' about strippers! Ever thinka that, smartie?...

Oh my. So many "me toos" to the posts above, including the confession of lost virginity. Yep, I lost it at Griffith too, but that's probably TMI. (Side note: that'd be an interesting LAist story -- t...

So that explains the helicopters that kept me from sleeping starting about 5 a.m. I had assumed that they were news choppers morbidly ogling some car accident on 134. I'm relieved it's for a better ca...

Wouldn't it be amazing if it were finished before I'm 100?...

Fine, then. We agree more than we disagree. I've encountered good, helpful cops and belligerent, useless cops. While we certainly owe it to the good ones to be respectful, our greater responsibility a...

I'm working five minutes away and have been resisting Pink's for lunch for about three months now. I think that'll be ending today. Thanks for blowing my streak, pink fish13....

Westside: Re-reading your comment after I posted, I realized you weren't addressing the subway issue, per se. I mistakenly framed my response as though you had. That said, I think Frabicio used arch ...

"...didn't Sting also say that it was actually ABOUT a stalker?" That rings a bell. The whole album (Synchronicity) was dark and creepy. "Murder By Numbers," "Wrapped Around Your Finger," "O My God,"...

Uh, yeah. Look, I don't begrudge anyone thinking of CityBeat as a sensationalist D-grade tabloid, because that's pretty much what it is, give or take Andy Klein. But it's just a wee bit knee-jerk t...

I can't beat "Tonight's the Night" but Foreigner's "Hot Blooded" is pretty much the douchebag anthem of all time. For the record, Sting always maintained that "Every Breath You Take" was not a love s...

Westside, You seem to be defending the right of MTA security cops to enforce laws that are not actually laws by saying that there are good and legitimate reasons for real police officers to exist. On...

I envision a mass photographers' protest/field trip. Twenty shutterbugs or more, riding the train from station to station, snapping photos all the way, and carrying photocopies of the MTA's official p...

I enjoyed Iron Man, mainly for the charming wit of Downey and Paltrow's flirtation; certainly not because the action or the style of the movie was anything special. Speed Racer, however, is sheer, hig...

Uh, hello? Anybody home? Anyone proofreading at LAist these days? A typo or two is understandable, but holy smoke, people. Setting aside issues of style, this post is a train wreck of basic grammar, s...

I'm no chemist but I have an inkling that if you asked one to detail the contents of, say, an orange or a squirt of milk from a cow's udder, his response would contain quite a few multisyllabic words ...