July 5, 2007
Dear LAist, I've Got Bees!

Dear Laist,
I'm loving this warm weather (it reminds me of Phoenix, where I'm from) but OMG I HAVE BEES!
What do you recommend?
Help,
Sun Devil
Dear SD,
We recommend that you don't email blogs about something like this. We recommend that you call a professional extermination company, like one who wears lab coats and will arrive in a truck filled with chemicals to throw at the problem.
And we don't recommend that you do this. At all.
photo via Honda-Tech



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what kind of blog is this? you don't take care of insect infestations?
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Wait! Are you crazy? Haven't you heard about the nationwide bee shortage?!
For the love of farmers everywhere, sit those bees down, whip up a pitcher of Mojitos and make them as comfortable as possible. The future of American Produce lays in your hands sir.
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I agree with theoriginaljoefisher. DON'T kill them or YOU could be responsible for the destruction of all humanity.