Jessica Alba and a whole lot of other people were at the MTV Movie Awards, but we can't remember them right now because Jessica Alba was there.

Oh yeah Paris Hilton, Rhianna, Cam, Posh, and Jay-Z were there among others... and LAist photographer Joey Maloney got it all down for us. So join us after the jump for a sweet photo essay!

up n coming pop stars from Torrance, Aly and AJ

Amy Winehouse and that dude who looks like he wants to be in the Stray Cats (yes we know its her new hubby, but still)

Andy Samberg of SNL, who many women claim is "cute".

Child star Andy Milonakis is still alive

Cameron Diaz is still single

Eva Mendez passing by

Paris Hilton on the last days of her freedom

Jay-Z and Sway

Jessica Alba has a crush on us.

As does Rhianna, who we lurve too.

Our feelings for Mike Meyers are private! Sheesh.

For the ladies: Tyrese, a local boy from Watts

For the comic book crowd: Kevin Smith

Chris Tucker. I got nothin... just there he is Chris Tucker.

And lastly your new neighbor Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham

See all of our coverage of the MTV Movie Awards here

All photos by Joey Maloney for LAist